Thursday, December 22, 2005

Well naw...unfistendy...dats bout all I can say naw....unfistendy...if it aint been a terrible long time naw since i used dis here computer...but i think i still know how to work this here contraption...oh naw i i fugured out how to upload dem der photo-graphs...this one here mah cousin Amos done took when we brothers werent paying no attention at all... Amos up and left our church couple years back...he went sod on us naw....its just terrible naw...how he can just up an join the english...the bishop said we hast ta shun him but we still talk to him all the time naw...how else do ya think we got dis here computer workin...oh and i do declare...the bishop would have a cow if he came and amos's car would be in the driveway...he almost went and caught us chust the other week...unfistendy...it was terrible close...but amos stuck it in the barn and waited till he up and left...now anyway amos snapped this here photograph....with dat der dig-i-tal photo-graph machine...dats me Elam der on the left...and in da middle thur is elmer....mah younder brother...and the last one der is ezekiel...the oldest out of da whole 14 children...im the fifth...with nine boys naw...and six girls...me an elmer an ezekiel all live on da same farm naw...and grow corn...we grow just loads of corn naw....its terrible hard work...and nawadays in da winter when its cold out we like ta build furniture...we make all sorts of chairs an cabinets an chests...oh elmer is da best carpenter outta the lot o' us...but im terrible good with a pitchfork and plow...so its alright naw...well I best be goin naw...I shouldnt be stirrin at such a late hour but i don heard betsy mooin n almost woke up the whole county...so i came out to see what all da hollerin was about....twasn't nutin more than a possum...so i grabbed my pitchfork and speared da little bugger...well I better go get him cookin awhile...we're gon have a good breakfast tomorrow...well be safe naw and enjoy the holidays...remember to keep yur horse well-fed and keep em warm for all the long buggy rides...well I'll talk to younns later naw...   -Elam Yoder